Donald Trump, Jr. tweeted "If you want to get something done right (in Europe) send Trump." Should we send Trump to Ukraine?
小唐纳德·特朗普在推特上写道：“如果你想在欧洲做正确的事，就派特朗普去”。我们应该派特朗普去乌克兰吗？
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小唐纳德·特朗普在推特上写道：“如果你想在欧洲做正确的事，就派特朗普去”。我们应该派特朗普去乌克兰吗？
Donald Trump, Jr. tweeted "If you want to get something done right (in Europe) send Trump." Should we send Trump to Ukraine?
2022-04-08
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为什么不呢？他在斯通曼·道格拉斯学校枪击案现场所表现出的勇气在乌克兰肯定会派上用场。他在纽约军事学院的训练使他比过去、现在和未来的所有将军都聪明。拿破仑再世！送他去，小甜心。
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Gary Cooper
As long as it’s a one-way trip, I’m OK with sending Trump, and Junior, too, to Ukraine.
Cadet bonespurs loves to talk about how tough he is, so let’s put them right on the front line.
如果是单程旅行，我同意派特朗普和Junior去乌克兰。
骨刺军校生喜欢谈论他有多强硬，所以让我们把他们放到前线去。
Gordon Strathdee
Yes, this is undoubtedly true and I fully endorse the plan. It is a perfect illustration of the bonds of love in the Trump family that Don Jr wants to send his father to a warzone. And I have little doubt that the Ukrainians, as a thank you for Trump being such a good friend to Ukraine, would be perfectly happy to send Trump straight to the front line to wrestle Russian tanks with his bare hands.
As Picard would say, “Make it so!”
是的，这无疑是正确的，我完全赞同这个计划。这是特朗普家族爱的纽带的完美例证，小唐想把他的父亲送到战区。我毫不怀疑，乌克兰人会非常感激特朗普这样的好朋友，乌克兰人会非常乐意让特朗普直接走到前线，徒手与俄罗斯坦克搏斗。
正如Picard所说，“让它成为现实吧！”
Valorie Lennox
I’m a bit concerned about the Trump family coffers? Would they be able to fund the trip? Maybe we could all pitch in a few shekels for the plane tickets. I’m up for it.
我有点担心特朗普家族的金库？他们能支付得起这次旅行吗？也许我们都可以凑点钱给他们买机票。我已经准备好了。
Marc Pellerin
Why not? The bravery he would have displayed at that Stoneman Douglas school shooting scene sure would come in handy in Ukraine. And his New York Military Academy training makes him smarter than all the generals, past, present, and future. A regular Napoleon Bonaspurs! Send him, toot sweet.
为什么不呢？他在斯通曼·道格拉斯学校枪击案现场所表现出的勇气在乌克兰肯定会派上用场。他在纽约军事学院的训练使他比过去、现在和未来的所有将军都聪明。拿破仑再世！送他去，小甜心。
Dale Olson
Yes- send Donald (Rambo) tRump, as depicted on flags his minions carry. When he finishes taking down the entire Russian Army single handed I’ll vote for him.
是的——派猛男特朗普去，就像他手下的旗帜上描绘的那样。当他单枪匹马干掉整个俄罗斯军队时，我会给他投票的。
Michaelo Davidson
I can't forget the image of him cowering from that bird or looking like a deer in the headlights when he tried to catch that ball.
Send him to a war zone and he'd be curled up in a fetal position asap.
我无法忘记他在那只鸟面前畏缩的样子，或者当他试图接住球时，在车前灯下看起来像只鹿。
把他送到战区，他很快就会蜷缩成胎儿的姿势。
Marita Rumph
Trump claimed he would run into a building where there was an active shooter and save everyone. Ukraine would be a perfect place for him to demonstrate his bravado
特朗普声称，他会闯进一栋有一名活跃枪手的大楼，然后救了所有人。乌克兰将是他展示其虚张声势的完美地方。
Howard John Goodisson
Absolutely, Trump once said he'd make a great general, it seems he'd be perfect for the Russian army and he can lead from the front, the war would be over in minutes
当然，特朗普曾经说过他会成为一名伟大的将军，似乎他非常适合俄罗斯军队，他可以在前线领导他们，战争几分钟后就会结束。
Robert Mendez
Yes let Trump lead like he did the insurrection and take all the MAGA’s with him especially all the 3–4 hundred pound fat fucks from J6. I’d pay to go see that.
是的，让特朗普领导起义，带走所有的MAGA，尤其是那些开着J6的有300-400磅肥肉的混蛋。我会付钱去看的。
Guy Campbell
Yes that's sure to go well.
“President Zelensky, here's that guy who withheld US government approved military aid from you in an attempt to blackmail you into smearing his political opponent - you know, that guy who Putin owns?”
“The one who changed the GOP platform to stop giving us weapons?”
“Yes that guy. The one who lied for Putin over his own intelligence agencies. The one who has been laundering Russian oligarch money for 30 years”
“Show him in. And then lock the door”
是的，一定会顺利的。
“泽伦斯基总统，这个家伙拒绝向你提供美国政府批准的军事援助，试图勒索你，诽谤他的政治对手——你知道，属于普京的那个家伙？”
“是谁改变了共和党的政纲，不再给我们武器？”
“是的，就是那个家伙。那个为了普京，在自己的情报机构上撒谎的人。那个30年来一直在为俄罗斯寡头洗钱的人。”
“带他进去，然后锁上门”
Luke Anderson
Actually Trump could have a (brief) role in defending Ukraine against Russia. Given his considerable, uh, mass, if dropped from a great height he could totally take out one of those Russian tanks.
(Note - I don't actually advocate anyone's death, even Trump's though his treason may legally justify it. I just thought the image was funny)
实际上，特朗普可以（短暂地）在捍卫乌克兰对抗俄罗斯方面发挥作用。考虑到他相当大的重量，如果从高空坠落，他完全可以摧毁一辆俄罗斯坦克。
（注意——我实际上并不主张任何人死亡，即使是特朗普的死亡，尽管他的叛国罪可能在法律上是合理的。我只是觉得这个画面很有趣。）
Steven Long
Actually, I am good with dropping him on a tank. But I think his lack of a spine would prevent him from destroying the tank. His bone spurs have already proven Trump as having no military value.
事实上，我很擅长把他扔到坦克上。但我认为他没有脊椎，无法摧毁坦克。他的骨刺已经证明特朗普没有军事价值。
Stuart J Walton
If Putin’s dick needs licking, Trump would be the perfect envoy, given his prior experience.
如果普京的老二需要舔舐，特朗普将是一位完美的特使，考虑到他之前的经验。
David Babson
As long as Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka and Jared went to Ukraine with Donald Trump, that would be a great day for America. Better still, put Bannon, Miller, Carlson, Hannity, Cruz, Hawley, Cotton, etc.—all the quislings—on the plane. This would, of course, be an act of war against Ukraine. I think they have more than enough trouble along those lines just now. Zelensky would have to revise his now-famous line: “I need ammunition, not assholes.”
只要小唐、埃里克、伊万卡和贾里德与唐纳德·特朗普一起去乌克兰，那将是美国的伟大一天。更好是，把班农、米勒、卡尔森、汉尼蒂、克鲁兹、霍利、科顿等所有的卖国贼都放在飞机上。当然，这将是对乌克兰的战争行为。我认为他们在这方面遇到的麻烦已经够多了。泽伦斯基必须修改他现在的名言：“我需要弹药，而不是混蛋。”
Amanda Ramsey
Do the Ukrainians have cannons? Because if they do, then Trump & friends could be both. Zelenskyy could personally send Trump on his way. Ps may we please send De Santis as well?
乌克兰人有大炮吗？因为如果他们这样做了，那么特朗普和他的朋友们可能两者兼而有之。泽伦斯基可以亲自送特朗普上路。另外，我们可以把 De Santis 也送去吗？
Bob Page
Perhaps the US government could ship the entire Trump family to a remote part of the world along with some of their idiotic supporters and use the area for testing nuclear bombs.
也许美国政府可以把特朗普一家连同他们的愚蠢支持者一起运送到世界的偏远地区，并利用该地区进行核弹试验。
Robert Caccomo
Just once I would love to see Trump have to step up and take personal responsibility for his words and actions instead of endlessly hiding behind paid surrogates.
就这一次，我希望看到特朗普站出来，为自己的言行承担个人责任，而不是没完没了地躲在付费代理人后面。
Carol Ann Webb
As a New Yorker who has been exposed to the shit show known as Donald Trump for at least 30 years (not by choice mind you , but because I read our local papers) never gonna happen, no how, no way, never ever ever.
作为一个接触唐纳德·特朗普狗屎秀至少30年的纽约人（请记住，这不是出于选择，而是因为我读了我们当地的报纸），负责人是永远不可能的，没门，永远永远永远永远不可能。
Bob Page
That is called pure fantasy. Trump has never responsibility for anything, unless it was someone else’s accomplishment.
这就是所谓的纯幻想。特朗普从不为任何事情负责，除非是为别人的成就负责。
Mark Kahnt
I know where he should be stationed:
Snake Island.
我知道他应该驻扎在哪里：蛇岛。
Reta Lorraine Bowen Taylor
Oh, YES! I can see it now, him attempting to climb over snake covered huge boulders then rolling like a giant beach ball back down to the water…and did someone say Donny can’t swim❓How my ❤️loves the very image of the Emporor searching for his clothes .
哦，是的！我现在看到了，他试图爬过被蛇覆盖的巨石，然后像一个巨大的沙滩球一样滚回到水里……有人说特朗普不会游泳？我很喜欢皇帝寻找衣服的画面。
Nick Brummel
I'm afraid I have to disagree with you. I think we should send Trump. Give him some fatigues, and a rifle even. Hell, let him think he is a commander. Although, it has happened that a commander was shot by his troops, when he led them into unnecessary danger.
Edit: I think the same fate might meet him if he was with the Russian ‘friendlies’, though.
恐怕我不能同意你的意见。我认为我们应该派特朗普去。给他一些衣服，甚至一支步枪。让他以为自己是指挥官。尽管如此，一名指挥官在带领部队陷入不必要的危险时，却被部队开枪打死了。
编辑：不过，我认为如果他和俄罗斯“友谊队”在一起，他也会遭遇同样的命运。
Frank Langben
Yeah, let’s send the former guy who
Refused to send aid to Ukraine unless it opened an investigation on Hunter Biden for Trump’s own political purposes
Believes everything Putin says, even when our intelligence agencies say differently
Is scared to death to say anything critical of Putin
是的，让我们把那个
1、拒绝向乌克兰提供援助，除非乌克兰出于特朗普的政治目的对拜登展开调查
2、相信普京所说的一切，即使我们的情报机构的说法不同
3、害怕说任何批评普京的话
的人送过去吧！
Kathleen Jones
He is a pathetic failure and a liar. No one needs trump ever. He was the worst president in history and is a con man.
他是个可悲的失败者和骗子。没有人需要特朗普。他是历史上最糟糕的总统，也是个骗子。
Alex Havel
No, send them straight to Russia. That's where they apparently feel their home and loyalties are.
不，直接送到俄罗斯。那才是他们的家和忠诚所在。
Sarah Lascelles
Hasn't Ukraine got enough to deal with, what with the unprovoked invasion? Inflicting trump on them would be cruel.
And what precisely has trump achieved in Europe except being laughed at?
Or does 'done right’ refer to his extreme right wing politics? So 'done [in the manner of a fascist wannabe dictator]’?
乌克兰还没有足够的力量应对无端入侵吗？把特朗普强加给他们将是残酷的。
特朗普在欧洲究竟取得了什么成就，除了被嘲笑？
或者说“做正确的事”指的是他的极端右翼政治？那么，“以一个想成为法西斯独裁者的方式”完成的吗？
John Kotsch
Yes, send Donny to Ukraine and give him a Russian uniform and a Kalashnikov. Let’s watch the pretend patriot fight for his ridiculous life against the Ukrainians. After all, he claimed Putin’s invasion of Ukraine was “genius” and “savvy.”
是的，把特朗普送到乌克兰，给他一套俄罗斯制服和一支卡拉什尼科夫冲锋枪。让我们看一看假装爱国者为他荒谬的人生与乌克兰人战斗。毕竟，他声称普京入侵乌克兰是“天才”和“精明”。
John Spike
Yes, please do that!
Give him a uniform, helmet, an AK-47, some grenades. And send him to defend Kyiv or Odessa!
Also send a camera team with him, so the whole world can see his “bravery”!!
是的，请这样做！
给他一套制服、头盔、AK-47和一些手榴弹。派他去保卫基辅或乌克兰！
再派了一个摄影队和他一起，让全世界都能看到他的“勇敢”！！
Dave Stuarts
Please. With a big target painted on his orange head.
请橙色的头上画着一个大靶子。
Richard Nathan
Yes. He can throw rolls of paper towels to the victims of the Russian bombs.
Throwing rolls of paper towels is something he knows how to do.
对，他可以向俄罗斯炸弹的受害者扔几卷纸巾。
扔几卷纸巾是他知道怎么做的事。
William Lebotschy
Donald cannot ho to a war zone, as his bone spurs will flare up again.
唐纳德不能冲向战区，因为他的骨刺会再次爆发。
Donna Maree
Yeah because he did everything right when he was president and has been so successful in his businesses throughout the years oh hang on that wasn’t Trump… Trump is the multi bankruptcy idiot who can’t string two words together even when he is reading off a scxt and even makes up some words sometimes. Sorry, my bad I must’ve been thinking of someone else.
Definitely definitely definitely don’t send Trump, sending the orange one will definitely result in WWIII.
是的，因为他在担任总统期间做的一切都是对的，多年来在他的企业中取得了巨大的成功。哦，等等，那不是特朗普……特朗普是一个多次破产的白痴，即使他在读剧本时，也不能把两个词连在一起，有时甚至还会编一些词。对不起，我的错，我一定是在想别人。
绝对不要派特朗普，派小橙人去肯定会导致第三次世界大战。
Chris Jankowski
I applaud this sensible statement from the junior offspring of His Royal Bone Spurs. I actually think, now that he mentions it, that if we want to get something done right in Ukraine we should send all the Trumps. They will obviously be “doing the right thing” advocating for the Most Honorable Former KGB Agent, and we can allow them to do what they do best.
They’ll be very interested in securing demolished hotels and refurbishing them under the new Trump-Putin Banner and preparing for the flood of Russian oligarchs who will flock to Ukraine once it’s under control, to start new pillaging….er….I mean entrepreneurial ventures! While the Trumps are busy in Ukraine the USA will cancel their Passports and deny any re-entry, ever. Then we can say that we’ve finally done something right in the US as well!
我对他皇室骨刺队的后辈们发表的这一明智的声明表示赞赏。事实上，我认为，既然他提到了这一点，如果我们想在乌克兰做正确的事情，我们应该派特朗普家族成员。他们显然会“做正确的事情”，支持最受尊敬的前克格勃特工，我们可以允许他们做他们最擅长的事情。
他们将非常有兴趣保护被拆毁的酒店，并在新的特朗普-普京旗帜下对其进行翻新，并为俄罗斯寡头的涌入做好准备。一旦乌克兰得到控制，这些寡头将涌向乌克兰，开始新的掠夺……呃……我是说创业投资！特朗普夫妇在乌克兰忙得不可开交时，美国将取消他们的护照，并永远拒绝他们中的任何人再次入境。然后我们可以说，我们终于在美国也做了一些正确的事情！
Vivien Counsell Mitchell
Don’t put him anywhere safe - he doesn’t deserve it.
不要把他放在安全的地方——他不配。
Amrit Pedersen
Yes, absolutly! The former US President should indeed go to Ukraine and sort out the Russian invasion. Can
I suggest he go straight to the front line at Mariupol in his Rambo incarnation?
Edit: Just in case anyone thought I was being serious with this answer, I suppose I'd better make it clear that this answer was intended to be sarcastic and in no way is meant to either praise the former US President or to denigrate Silvester Stallone.
是的，绝对！这位美国前总统确实应该去乌克兰解决俄罗斯的入侵问题。可以的。
我建议他用猛男化身直接去乌克兰前线？
编辑：万一有人认为我对这个答案是认真的，我想我最好清楚地表明，这个答案是为了讽刺，绝不是为了赞扬美国前总统或诋毁史泰龙。
Dan O Brien
Good idea … a slow train from Poland to Karkiv , aling with his entire adult family. Perhaps Barron should be left behind, he is guilty of nothing.
好主意…一列从波兰到卡尔科夫的慢车，载着他的整个家庭的所有成年人。也许Barron（特朗普最小的儿子）应该被留下，毕竟他什么都没有干。
Michael Murugan
Yes, if he signs a legal document stating he will never come back here. It is time to get rid of our garbage!
是的，如果他签署一份法律文件说他永远不会回来。是时候扔掉我们的垃圾了！
Simon Comins
Yes I think it would be a really good idea to send Trump to the conflict front line as a soldier so he can solve everything for us….
是的，我认为把特朗普派到冲突前线当兵是一个非常好的主意，这样他就能为我们解决所有问题…
Eric Pearson
We should send Trump to Ukraine. They would welcome him, and would return his corpse without excessive mutilation.
我们应该派特朗普去乌克兰。他们会欢迎他，并会将他的尸体归还，并且不会造成过度的伤害。
Guy Prentice
I'm all for sending Trump to Ukraine, provided someone conveniently “forgets” to bring him back to the States.
我完全支持把特朗普派往乌克兰，只要有人在方便的时候“忘记”把他带回美国。
Joan Vredik Broadley
Please send Trump to Moscow! Then he and Putin can commiserate with each other over the failure of their plans to make Russia a world power again. But I expect Trump is too scared to go and face his puppet master after his massive failure to win a second term.
请派特朗普去莫斯科！然后，他和普京可以就他们让俄罗斯再次成为世界大国的计划失败而相互同情。但我认为特朗普在赢得第二个任期的巨大失败后，太害怕了，不敢去面对他的傀儡主人。
Kenny Baim
I think we should send trump to the Moon he can build a trump tower there and his family and supporters can go live with him there ! The World would be a better place and WE can begin to repair Democracy in the Good Ole USA
我认为我们应该把特朗普送上月球，他可以在那里建一座特朗普大厦，他的家人和支持者可以和他一起住在那里！世界将变得更美好，我们可以开始修复美国的民主。
Philip Marks
If his bone spurs are healed up enough, given him an AR-15 and send him on his way.
Oh, he won’t go? Imagine that.
如果他的骨刺痊愈了，给他一架AR-15，然后送他上路。
哦，他不去？想象一下。
Corey Baltos
Absolutely send ivanka, Don jr and Eric to Ukraine to fight the Russians. See how long they last
绝对要派伊万卡、小唐和埃里克去乌克兰与俄罗斯人作战。看看能维持多久。
Joseph Whelan
I believe its a good idea. Before Ukrainian soldiers go into action they should use him for target practice. That way he may die feeling fulfilled in helping others for once in life rather than concentrating on his own self serving interests. In death he would be of greater benefit to humanity than he ever was in life
我相信这是个好主意。在乌克兰士兵开始行动之前，他们应该利用他进行打靶练习。这样一来，他可能会因为一生中帮助别人一次而感到满足，而不是专注于自己的私利。他死后将比生前对人类有更大的好处。
David Koon
Sure, send him to the front lines On the Russian side. The Ukrainians don’t need the dead weight.
当然，把他送到俄方前线去。乌克兰人不需要这么重的东西。
Robert Serrano
Trump would shit his pants if anyone even suggested such a thing to him.
You have to remember, trump is just a blustery coward, like his followers. He only feels “tough” when he’s surrounded by supporters.
如果有人向特朗普提出这样的建议，他会尿裤子的。
你必须记住，特朗普和他的追随者一样，只是个胆小鬼。只有当他被支持者包围时，他才会感到“强硬”。
Michael Hewitt
Yes, definitely. Send him now. Alternatively, send him to, say, Somalia. Or North Korea.
是的，当然。马上送他去。或者，把他送到索马里。或者朝鲜。
Peter LaFond
Yes , send him in on a one way ticket to ride .
是的，用单程票送他去。
Dave Tyler
Why - what has Ukraine done to us? Send his lard-ass to live with his boyfriend in the Kremlin,
为什么——乌克兰对我们做了什么？送他去克里姆林宫和他的男朋友住在一起。
Richard Sample
Doing right, like, how to make a complete dick of yourself in front of the world?
Sure, he can do that better than anyone in Europe.
做正确的事，比如，如何在世界面前让自己成为一个彻头彻尾的混蛋？
当然，他比欧洲任何人都能做得更好。
L Rocky Brownlee
Absolutely. Give him a rifle and send him on his way. Oh, and send Don Jr, Eric and Ivanka with him.
完全没错，给他一支步枪，让他上路。派小唐、埃里克和伊万卡一起去。
Jeff Kramer
Yes put the whole family on a plane and drop them right in the middle of a combat zone. Trump claimed he’d storm a school unarmed if there was an active shooter, time to put up or shut up.
是的，把全家带到一架飞机上，把它们放在战区中间。特朗普声称，如果有活跃的枪手，他会徒手闯入一所学校，是时候闭嘴了。
Robert Belardo
When junior Trump tweeted that, maybe he was thinking of Mary Trump or Tiffany Trump, and not Daddy Trump, after all, what could Donald Trump do, he would just talk about himself and say what a bigly great president he was.
小特朗普在推特上说，也许他想到的是玛丽·特朗普或蒂芙尼·特朗普，而不是特朗普爸爸，毕竟，唐纳德·特朗普能做什么，他只会谈论自己，说他是一位多么伟大的总统。
James
He is on such good terms with all of the NATO countries That he would be able to pull them together like puppies.
And at his request I’m sure his friend Putin would withdraw his troops and apologize to the Ukrainians.
他与所有北约国家都有着良好的关系，他可以像小狗一样把它们拉到一起。
在他的要求下，我相信他的朋友普京会撤军并向乌克兰人道歉。
Hans Brinkhof
What is he going to do? Build a wall and make Mexico pay for it?
Seriously: how could Trump do anything “right” in this war?
Putin made the Russian troops invade a sovereign state, execute innocent citizens and “disappears” Russians who dare to say the war is wrong.
Trump is (duh) agreeing with Putin. Seriously: what could Trump do, except for escalating it even further?
他打算怎么办？建造一堵墙，让墨西哥为此买单？
严肃地说：特朗普怎么能在这场战争中做“正确”的事情？
普京让俄罗斯军队入侵一个主权国家，处决无辜公民，并“失踪”敢于说战争是错误的俄罗斯人。
特朗普同意普京的观点。严肃地说：特朗普除了让事态进一步升级之外还能做什么？
Debbie Todd
I think Ukraine has enough problems to deal with right at this moment caused by Trump’s mate Putin without having to deal with Trump too! Whilst Putin seems to be intent on committing heinous war crimes in Ukraine, having to deal with Trump as well is taking things a bit too far, methinks (unless they intend using him in place of sandbags).
我认为乌克兰现在有足够多的问题需要处理，这些问题是由特朗普的伙伴普京造成的，而不必与特朗普打交道！虽然普京似乎有意在乌克兰犯下令人发指的战争罪行，但我认为，与特朗普打交道也有点过火（除非他们打算用他来代替沙袋）。
Gabor Vajay
The fat orange baboon will not go anywhere even slightly dangerous.
Pretty sure Donny Jr. is the same. He is real brave shooting defenceless animals at a (long) distance. If they threatened to shoot back? Not a chance.
What a bunch of losers.
这只肥胖的橙色狒狒哪怕有点危险也不会去任何地方。
很确定小特朗普也是。他真的很勇敢，能远距离射杀手无寸铁的动物。如果他们威胁要反击？没有机会。
真是一群失败者。
Jan Boen
Let's send the whole clan and let them join the Russian side. It will further improve the chances of Ukraine.
让我们派整个特朗普家族加入俄方。这将进一步增加乌克兰的机会。
Barry Short
That's a great idea! Russia keeps losing generals, and Trump claims to know as much as a general. He'd be perfect fighting on the Russian front lines.
好主意！俄罗斯不断失去将领，特朗普声称自己知道的和将军一样多。他会在俄罗斯前线作战。
Michael James
PLEASE do. Maybe we could have him drive a T-72 for the Russians.
Yeah, that should do it. A T-72 with a big TRUMP flag on it.
NOBODY will target it with a Javelin, would they?
快干。也许我们可以让他为俄罗斯人开一辆T-72。
是的，应该这样。一架印有特朗普大旗的T-72。
没有人会用标枪瞄准它，是这样吗？
Brian Cummings
please do. alone. with every piece of paperwork that ties him to putin, and every video of him fawning over the russian ‘president’. see how that will go.
去做吧。带上每一份将他与普京联系在一起的文件，每一段他讨好俄罗斯“总统”的视频。看看会怎么样。
Sue Cassotis
Absolutely! We would 100% be “doing something right" if we sent tRump to Ukraine!
Harness him up, dangle him from a helicopter that can take the weight, and cut the rope as soon as they're above the heaviest fighting!
非常好，如果我们派特朗普去乌克兰，我们将100%地“做正确的事情”！
给他套上安全带，把他吊在一架可以承受其重量的直升机上，一旦他们处于最激烈的战场，就把绳子割断！
Ernie Wisner
sure send him over stick him in a bird and drop him on Moscow. sounds like a good plan to me.
一定要送他过去，把他塞进鸟里，然后把他扔到莫斯科去。听起来是个不错的计划。
JB Hiller
Where do I contribute for postage to send Trump to Ukraine? I would send him to Mariupol so he can see for himself what his friend Putin has done.
我应该在哪里为把特朗普寄往乌克兰的邮资捐款？我想把他送到乌克兰，让他亲眼看看他的朋友普京做了什么。
Mary Quinn
This is not my idea but it isn’t bad. We should send Presidents Bush, Clinton and Trump as a negotiating team, empowered at the highest diplomatic level to represent the US and President Biden. A bipartisan peace delegation with actual authority.
这不是我的想法，但也不错。我们应该派出布什、克林顿和特朗普总统作为谈判团队，最高外交级别代表美国和拜登总统。一个拥有实际权力的两党和平代表团。
Edward Mahoney
Don Jr.’s Czech grandfather taught him to shoot. He should take his gun and go to Ukraine.
小唐的捷克祖父教过他射击。他应该带着枪去乌克兰。
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As long as it’s a one-way trip, I’m OK with sending Trump, and Junior, too, to Ukraine.
Cadet bonespurs loves to talk about how tough he is, so let’s put them right on the front line.
如果是单程旅行，我同意派特朗普和Junior去乌克兰。
骨刺军校生喜欢谈论他有多强硬，所以让我们把他们放到前线去。
Gordon Strathdee
Yes, this is undoubtedly true and I fully endorse the plan. It is a perfect illustration of the bonds of love in the Trump family that Don Jr wants to send his father to a warzone. And I have little doubt that the Ukrainians, as a thank you for Trump being such a good friend to Ukraine, would be perfectly happy to send Trump straight to the front line to wrestle Russian tanks with his bare hands.
As Picard would say, “Make it so!”
是的，这无疑是正确的，我完全赞同这个计划。这是特朗普家族爱的纽带的完美例证，小唐想把他的父亲送到战区。我毫不怀疑，乌克兰人会非常感激特朗普这样的好朋友，乌克兰人会非常乐意让特朗普直接走到前线，徒手与俄罗斯坦克搏斗。
正如Picard所说，“让它成为现实吧！”
Valorie Lennox
I’m a bit concerned about the Trump family coffers? Would they be able to fund the trip? Maybe we could all pitch in a few shekels for the plane tickets. I’m up for it.
我有点担心特朗普家族的金库？他们能支付得起这次旅行吗？也许我们都可以凑点钱给他们买机票。我已经准备好了。
Marc Pellerin
Why not? The bravery he would have displayed at that Stoneman Douglas school shooting scene sure would come in handy in Ukraine. And his New York Military Academy training makes him smarter than all the generals, past, present, and future. A regular Napoleon Bonaspurs! Send him, toot sweet.
为什么不呢？他在斯通曼·道格拉斯学校枪击案现场所表现出的勇气在乌克兰肯定会派上用场。他在纽约军事学院的训练使他比过去、现在和未来的所有将军都聪明。拿破仑再世！送他去，小甜心。
Dale Olson
Yes- send Donald (Rambo) tRump, as depicted on flags his minions carry. When he finishes taking down the entire Russian Army single handed I’ll vote for him.
是的——派猛男特朗普去，就像他手下的旗帜上描绘的那样。当他单枪匹马干掉整个俄罗斯军队时，我会给他投票的。
Michaelo Davidson
I can't forget the image of him cowering from that bird or looking like a deer in the headlights when he tried to catch that ball.
Send him to a war zone and he'd be curled up in a fetal position asap.
我无法忘记他在那只鸟面前畏缩的样子，或者当他试图接住球时，在车前灯下看起来像只鹿。
把他送到战区，他很快就会蜷缩成胎儿的姿势。
Marita Rumph
Trump claimed he would run into a building where there was an active shooter and save everyone. Ukraine would be a perfect place for him to demonstrate his bravado
特朗普声称，他会闯进一栋有一名活跃枪手的大楼，然后救了所有人。乌克兰将是他展示其虚张声势的完美地方。
Howard John Goodisson
Absolutely, Trump once said he'd make a great general, it seems he'd be perfect for the Russian army and he can lead from the front, the war would be over in minutes
当然，特朗普曾经说过他会成为一名伟大的将军，似乎他非常适合俄罗斯军队，他可以在前线领导他们，战争几分钟后就会结束。
Robert Mendez
Yes let Trump lead like he did the insurrection and take all the MAGA’s with him especially all the 3–4 hundred pound fat fucks from J6. I’d pay to go see that.
是的，让特朗普领导起义，带走所有的MAGA，尤其是那些开着J6的有300-400磅肥肉的混蛋。我会付钱去看的。
Guy Campbell
Yes that's sure to go well.
“President Zelensky, here's that guy who withheld US government approved military aid from you in an attempt to blackmail you into smearing his political opponent - you know, that guy who Putin owns?”
“The one who changed the GOP platform to stop giving us weapons?”
“Yes that guy. The one who lied for Putin over his own intelligence agencies. The one who has been laundering Russian oligarch money for 30 years”
“Show him in. And then lock the door”
是的，一定会顺利的。
“泽伦斯基总统，这个家伙拒绝向你提供美国政府批准的军事援助，试图勒索你，诽谤他的政治对手——你知道，属于普京的那个家伙？”
“是谁改变了共和党的政纲，不再给我们武器？”
“是的，就是那个家伙。那个为了普京，在自己的情报机构上撒谎的人。那个30年来一直在为俄罗斯寡头洗钱的人。”
“带他进去，然后锁上门”
Luke Anderson
Actually Trump could have a (brief) role in defending Ukraine against Russia. Given his considerable, uh, mass, if dropped from a great height he could totally take out one of those Russian tanks.
(Note - I don't actually advocate anyone's death, even Trump's though his treason may legally justify it. I just thought the image was funny)
实际上，特朗普可以（短暂地）在捍卫乌克兰对抗俄罗斯方面发挥作用。考虑到他相当大的重量，如果从高空坠落，他完全可以摧毁一辆俄罗斯坦克。
（注意——我实际上并不主张任何人死亡，即使是特朗普的死亡，尽管他的叛国罪可能在法律上是合理的。我只是觉得这个画面很有趣。）
Steven Long
Actually, I am good with dropping him on a tank. But I think his lack of a spine would prevent him from destroying the tank. His bone spurs have already proven Trump as having no military value.
事实上，我很擅长把他扔到坦克上。但我认为他没有脊椎，无法摧毁坦克。他的骨刺已经证明特朗普没有军事价值。
Stuart J Walton
If Putin’s dick needs licking, Trump would be the perfect envoy, given his prior experience.
如果普京的老二需要舔舐，特朗普将是一位完美的特使，考虑到他之前的经验。
David Babson
As long as Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka and Jared went to Ukraine with Donald Trump, that would be a great day for America. Better still, put Bannon, Miller, Carlson, Hannity, Cruz, Hawley, Cotton, etc.—all the quislings—on the plane. This would, of course, be an act of war against Ukraine. I think they have more than enough trouble along those lines just now. Zelensky would have to revise his now-famous line: “I need ammunition, not assholes.”
只要小唐、埃里克、伊万卡和贾里德与唐纳德·特朗普一起去乌克兰，那将是美国的伟大一天。更好是，把班农、米勒、卡尔森、汉尼蒂、克鲁兹、霍利、科顿等所有的卖国贼都放在飞机上。当然，这将是对乌克兰的战争行为。我认为他们在这方面遇到的麻烦已经够多了。泽伦斯基必须修改他现在的名言：“我需要弹药，而不是混蛋。”
Amanda Ramsey
Do the Ukrainians have cannons? Because if they do, then Trump & friends could be both. Zelenskyy could personally send Trump on his way. Ps may we please send De Santis as well?
乌克兰人有大炮吗？因为如果他们这样做了，那么特朗普和他的朋友们可能两者兼而有之。泽伦斯基可以亲自送特朗普上路。另外，我们可以把 De Santis 也送去吗？
Bob Page
Perhaps the US government could ship the entire Trump family to a remote part of the world along with some of their idiotic supporters and use the area for testing nuclear bombs.
也许美国政府可以把特朗普一家连同他们的愚蠢支持者一起运送到世界的偏远地区，并利用该地区进行核弹试验。
Robert Caccomo
Just once I would love to see Trump have to step up and take personal responsibility for his words and actions instead of endlessly hiding behind paid surrogates.
就这一次，我希望看到特朗普站出来，为自己的言行承担个人责任，而不是没完没了地躲在付费代理人后面。
Carol Ann Webb
As a New Yorker who has been exposed to the shit show known as Donald Trump for at least 30 years (not by choice mind you , but because I read our local papers) never gonna happen, no how, no way, never ever ever.
作为一个接触唐纳德·特朗普狗屎秀至少30年的纽约人（请记住，这不是出于选择，而是因为我读了我们当地的报纸），负责人是永远不可能的，没门，永远永远永远永远不可能。
Bob Page
That is called pure fantasy. Trump has never responsibility for anything, unless it was someone else’s accomplishment.
这就是所谓的纯幻想。特朗普从不为任何事情负责，除非是为别人的成就负责。
Mark Kahnt
I know where he should be stationed:
Snake Island.
我知道他应该驻扎在哪里：蛇岛。
Reta Lorraine Bowen Taylor
Oh, YES! I can see it now, him attempting to climb over snake covered huge boulders then rolling like a giant beach ball back down to the water…and did someone say Donny can’t swim❓How my ❤️loves the very image of the Emporor searching for his clothes .
哦，是的！我现在看到了，他试图爬过被蛇覆盖的巨石，然后像一个巨大的沙滩球一样滚回到水里……有人说特朗普不会游泳？我很喜欢皇帝寻找衣服的画面。
Nick Brummel
I'm afraid I have to disagree with you. I think we should send Trump. Give him some fatigues, and a rifle even. Hell, let him think he is a commander. Although, it has happened that a commander was shot by his troops, when he led them into unnecessary danger.
Edit: I think the same fate might meet him if he was with the Russian ‘friendlies’, though.
恐怕我不能同意你的意见。我认为我们应该派特朗普去。给他一些衣服，甚至一支步枪。让他以为自己是指挥官。尽管如此，一名指挥官在带领部队陷入不必要的危险时，却被部队开枪打死了。
编辑：不过，我认为如果他和俄罗斯“友谊队”在一起，他也会遭遇同样的命运。
Frank Langben
Yeah, let’s send the former guy who
Refused to send aid to Ukraine unless it opened an investigation on Hunter Biden for Trump’s own political purposes
Believes everything Putin says, even when our intelligence agencies say differently
Is scared to death to say anything critical of Putin
是的，让我们把那个
1、拒绝向乌克兰提供援助，除非乌克兰出于特朗普的政治目的对拜登展开调查
2、相信普京所说的一切，即使我们的情报机构的说法不同
3、害怕说任何批评普京的话
的人送过去吧！
Kathleen Jones
He is a pathetic failure and a liar. No one needs trump ever. He was the worst president in history and is a con man.
他是个可悲的失败者和骗子。没有人需要特朗普。他是历史上最糟糕的总统，也是个骗子。
Alex Havel
No, send them straight to Russia. That's where they apparently feel their home and loyalties are.
不，直接送到俄罗斯。那才是他们的家和忠诚所在。
Sarah Lascelles
Hasn't Ukraine got enough to deal with, what with the unprovoked invasion? Inflicting trump on them would be cruel.
And what precisely has trump achieved in Europe except being laughed at?
Or does 'done right’ refer to his extreme right wing politics? So 'done [in the manner of a fascist wannabe dictator]’?
乌克兰还没有足够的力量应对无端入侵吗？把特朗普强加给他们将是残酷的。
特朗普在欧洲究竟取得了什么成就，除了被嘲笑？
或者说“做正确的事”指的是他的极端右翼政治？那么，“以一个想成为法西斯独裁者的方式”完成的吗？
John Kotsch
Yes, send Donny to Ukraine and give him a Russian uniform and a Kalashnikov. Let’s watch the pretend patriot fight for his ridiculous life against the Ukrainians. After all, he claimed Putin’s invasion of Ukraine was “genius” and “savvy.”
是的，把特朗普送到乌克兰，给他一套俄罗斯制服和一支卡拉什尼科夫冲锋枪。让我们看一看假装爱国者为他荒谬的人生与乌克兰人战斗。毕竟，他声称普京入侵乌克兰是“天才”和“精明”。
John Spike
Yes, please do that!
Give him a uniform, helmet, an AK-47, some grenades. And send him to defend Kyiv or Odessa!
Also send a camera team with him, so the whole world can see his “bravery”!!
是的，请这样做！
给他一套制服、头盔、AK-47和一些手榴弹。派他去保卫基辅或乌克兰！
再派了一个摄影队和他一起，让全世界都能看到他的“勇敢”！！
Dave Stuarts
Please. With a big target painted on his orange head.
请橙色的头上画着一个大靶子。
Richard Nathan
Yes. He can throw rolls of paper towels to the victims of the Russian bombs.
Throwing rolls of paper towels is something he knows how to do.
对，他可以向俄罗斯炸弹的受害者扔几卷纸巾。
扔几卷纸巾是他知道怎么做的事。
William Lebotschy
Donald cannot ho to a war zone, as his bone spurs will flare up again.
唐纳德不能冲向战区，因为他的骨刺会再次爆发。
Donna Maree
Yeah because he did everything right when he was president and has been so successful in his businesses throughout the years oh hang on that wasn’t Trump… Trump is the multi bankruptcy idiot who can’t string two words together even when he is reading off a scxt and even makes up some words sometimes. Sorry, my bad I must’ve been thinking of someone else.
Definitely definitely definitely don’t send Trump, sending the orange one will definitely result in WWIII.
是的，因为他在担任总统期间做的一切都是对的，多年来在他的企业中取得了巨大的成功。哦，等等，那不是特朗普……特朗普是一个多次破产的白痴，即使他在读剧本时，也不能把两个词连在一起，有时甚至还会编一些词。对不起，我的错，我一定是在想别人。
绝对不要派特朗普，派小橙人去肯定会导致第三次世界大战。
Chris Jankowski
I applaud this sensible statement from the junior offspring of His Royal Bone Spurs. I actually think, now that he mentions it, that if we want to get something done right in Ukraine we should send all the Trumps. They will obviously be “doing the right thing” advocating for the Most Honorable Former KGB Agent, and we can allow them to do what they do best.
They’ll be very interested in securing demolished hotels and refurbishing them under the new Trump-Putin Banner and preparing for the flood of Russian oligarchs who will flock to Ukraine once it’s under control, to start new pillaging….er….I mean entrepreneurial ventures! While the Trumps are busy in Ukraine the USA will cancel their Passports and deny any re-entry, ever. Then we can say that we’ve finally done something right in the US as well!
我对他皇室骨刺队的后辈们发表的这一明智的声明表示赞赏。事实上，我认为，既然他提到了这一点，如果我们想在乌克兰做正确的事情，我们应该派特朗普家族成员。他们显然会“做正确的事情”，支持最受尊敬的前克格勃特工，我们可以允许他们做他们最擅长的事情。
他们将非常有兴趣保护被拆毁的酒店，并在新的特朗普-普京旗帜下对其进行翻新，并为俄罗斯寡头的涌入做好准备。一旦乌克兰得到控制，这些寡头将涌向乌克兰，开始新的掠夺……呃……我是说创业投资！特朗普夫妇在乌克兰忙得不可开交时，美国将取消他们的护照，并永远拒绝他们中的任何人再次入境。然后我们可以说，我们终于在美国也做了一些正确的事情！
Vivien Counsell Mitchell
Don’t put him anywhere safe - he doesn’t deserve it.
不要把他放在安全的地方——他不配。
Amrit Pedersen
Yes, absolutly! The former US President should indeed go to Ukraine and sort out the Russian invasion. Can
I suggest he go straight to the front line at Mariupol in his Rambo incarnation?
Edit: Just in case anyone thought I was being serious with this answer, I suppose I'd better make it clear that this answer was intended to be sarcastic and in no way is meant to either praise the former US President or to denigrate Silvester Stallone.
是的，绝对！这位美国前总统确实应该去乌克兰解决俄罗斯的入侵问题。可以的。
我建议他用猛男化身直接去乌克兰前线？
编辑：万一有人认为我对这个答案是认真的，我想我最好清楚地表明，这个答案是为了讽刺，绝不是为了赞扬美国前总统或诋毁史泰龙。
Dan O Brien
Good idea … a slow train from Poland to Karkiv , aling with his entire adult family. Perhaps Barron should be left behind, he is guilty of nothing.
好主意…一列从波兰到卡尔科夫的慢车，载着他的整个家庭的所有成年人。也许Barron（特朗普最小的儿子）应该被留下，毕竟他什么都没有干。
Michael Murugan
Yes, if he signs a legal document stating he will never come back here. It is time to get rid of our garbage!
是的，如果他签署一份法律文件说他永远不会回来。是时候扔掉我们的垃圾了！
Simon Comins
Yes I think it would be a really good idea to send Trump to the conflict front line as a soldier so he can solve everything for us….
是的，我认为把特朗普派到冲突前线当兵是一个非常好的主意，这样他就能为我们解决所有问题…
Eric Pearson
We should send Trump to Ukraine. They would welcome him, and would return his corpse without excessive mutilation.
我们应该派特朗普去乌克兰。他们会欢迎他，并会将他的尸体归还，并且不会造成过度的伤害。
Guy Prentice
I'm all for sending Trump to Ukraine, provided someone conveniently “forgets” to bring him back to the States.
我完全支持把特朗普派往乌克兰，只要有人在方便的时候“忘记”把他带回美国。
Joan Vredik Broadley
Please send Trump to Moscow! Then he and Putin can commiserate with each other over the failure of their plans to make Russia a world power again. But I expect Trump is too scared to go and face his puppet master after his massive failure to win a second term.
请派特朗普去莫斯科！然后，他和普京可以就他们让俄罗斯再次成为世界大国的计划失败而相互同情。但我认为特朗普在赢得第二个任期的巨大失败后，太害怕了，不敢去面对他的傀儡主人。
Kenny Baim
I think we should send trump to the Moon he can build a trump tower there and his family and supporters can go live with him there ! The World would be a better place and WE can begin to repair Democracy in the Good Ole USA
我认为我们应该把特朗普送上月球，他可以在那里建一座特朗普大厦，他的家人和支持者可以和他一起住在那里！世界将变得更美好，我们可以开始修复美国的民主。
Philip Marks
If his bone spurs are healed up enough, given him an AR-15 and send him on his way.
Oh, he won’t go? Imagine that.
如果他的骨刺痊愈了，给他一架AR-15，然后送他上路。
哦，他不去？想象一下。
Corey Baltos
Absolutely send ivanka, Don jr and Eric to Ukraine to fight the Russians. See how long they last
绝对要派伊万卡、小唐和埃里克去乌克兰与俄罗斯人作战。看看能维持多久。
Joseph Whelan
I believe its a good idea. Before Ukrainian soldiers go into action they should use him for target practice. That way he may die feeling fulfilled in helping others for once in life rather than concentrating on his own self serving interests. In death he would be of greater benefit to humanity than he ever was in life
我相信这是个好主意。在乌克兰士兵开始行动之前，他们应该利用他进行打靶练习。这样一来，他可能会因为一生中帮助别人一次而感到满足，而不是专注于自己的私利。他死后将比生前对人类有更大的好处。
David Koon
Sure, send him to the front lines On the Russian side. The Ukrainians don’t need the dead weight.
当然，把他送到俄方前线去。乌克兰人不需要这么重的东西。
Robert Serrano
Trump would shit his pants if anyone even suggested such a thing to him.
You have to remember, trump is just a blustery coward, like his followers. He only feels “tough” when he’s surrounded by supporters.
如果有人向特朗普提出这样的建议，他会尿裤子的。
你必须记住，特朗普和他的追随者一样，只是个胆小鬼。只有当他被支持者包围时，他才会感到“强硬”。
Michael Hewitt
Yes, definitely. Send him now. Alternatively, send him to, say, Somalia. Or North Korea.
是的，当然。马上送他去。或者，把他送到索马里。或者朝鲜。
Peter LaFond
Yes , send him in on a one way ticket to ride .
是的，用单程票送他去。
Dave Tyler
Why - what has Ukraine done to us? Send his lard-ass to live with his boyfriend in the Kremlin,
为什么——乌克兰对我们做了什么？送他去克里姆林宫和他的男朋友住在一起。
Richard Sample
Doing right, like, how to make a complete dick of yourself in front of the world?
Sure, he can do that better than anyone in Europe.
做正确的事，比如，如何在世界面前让自己成为一个彻头彻尾的混蛋？
当然，他比欧洲任何人都能做得更好。
L Rocky Brownlee
Absolutely. Give him a rifle and send him on his way. Oh, and send Don Jr, Eric and Ivanka with him.
完全没错，给他一支步枪，让他上路。派小唐、埃里克和伊万卡一起去。
Jeff Kramer
Yes put the whole family on a plane and drop them right in the middle of a combat zone. Trump claimed he’d storm a school unarmed if there was an active shooter, time to put up or shut up.
是的，把全家带到一架飞机上，把它们放在战区中间。特朗普声称，如果有活跃的枪手，他会徒手闯入一所学校，是时候闭嘴了。
Robert Belardo
When junior Trump tweeted that, maybe he was thinking of Mary Trump or Tiffany Trump, and not Daddy Trump, after all, what could Donald Trump do, he would just talk about himself and say what a bigly great president he was.
小特朗普在推特上说，也许他想到的是玛丽·特朗普或蒂芙尼·特朗普，而不是特朗普爸爸，毕竟，唐纳德·特朗普能做什么，他只会谈论自己，说他是一位多么伟大的总统。
James
He is on such good terms with all of the NATO countries That he would be able to pull them together like puppies.
And at his request I’m sure his friend Putin would withdraw his troops and apologize to the Ukrainians.
他与所有北约国家都有着良好的关系，他可以像小狗一样把它们拉到一起。
在他的要求下，我相信他的朋友普京会撤军并向乌克兰人道歉。
Hans Brinkhof
What is he going to do? Build a wall and make Mexico pay for it?
Seriously: how could Trump do anything “right” in this war?
Putin made the Russian troops invade a sovereign state, execute innocent citizens and “disappears” Russians who dare to say the war is wrong.
Trump is (duh) agreeing with Putin. Seriously: what could Trump do, except for escalating it even further?
他打算怎么办？建造一堵墙，让墨西哥为此买单？
严肃地说：特朗普怎么能在这场战争中做“正确”的事情？
普京让俄罗斯军队入侵一个主权国家，处决无辜公民，并“失踪”敢于说战争是错误的俄罗斯人。
特朗普同意普京的观点。严肃地说：特朗普除了让事态进一步升级之外还能做什么？
Debbie Todd
I think Ukraine has enough problems to deal with right at this moment caused by Trump’s mate Putin without having to deal with Trump too! Whilst Putin seems to be intent on committing heinous war crimes in Ukraine, having to deal with Trump as well is taking things a bit too far, methinks (unless they intend using him in place of sandbags).
我认为乌克兰现在有足够多的问题需要处理，这些问题是由特朗普的伙伴普京造成的，而不必与特朗普打交道！虽然普京似乎有意在乌克兰犯下令人发指的战争罪行，但我认为，与特朗普打交道也有点过火（除非他们打算用他来代替沙袋）。
Gabor Vajay
The fat orange baboon will not go anywhere even slightly dangerous.
Pretty sure Donny Jr. is the same. He is real brave shooting defenceless animals at a (long) distance. If they threatened to shoot back? Not a chance.
What a bunch of losers.
这只肥胖的橙色狒狒哪怕有点危险也不会去任何地方。
很确定小特朗普也是。他真的很勇敢，能远距离射杀手无寸铁的动物。如果他们威胁要反击？没有机会。
真是一群失败者。
Jan Boen
Let's send the whole clan and let them join the Russian side. It will further improve the chances of Ukraine.
让我们派整个特朗普家族加入俄方。这将进一步增加乌克兰的机会。
Barry Short
That's a great idea! Russia keeps losing generals, and Trump claims to know as much as a general. He'd be perfect fighting on the Russian front lines.
好主意！俄罗斯不断失去将领，特朗普声称自己知道的和将军一样多。他会在俄罗斯前线作战。
Michael James
PLEASE do. Maybe we could have him drive a T-72 for the Russians.
Yeah, that should do it. A T-72 with a big TRUMP flag on it.
NOBODY will target it with a Javelin, would they?
快干。也许我们可以让他为俄罗斯人开一辆T-72。
是的，应该这样。一架印有特朗普大旗的T-72。
没有人会用标枪瞄准它，是这样吗？
Brian Cummings
please do. alone. with every piece of paperwork that ties him to putin, and every video of him fawning over the russian ‘president’. see how that will go.
去做吧。带上每一份将他与普京联系在一起的文件，每一段他讨好俄罗斯“总统”的视频。看看会怎么样。
Sue Cassotis
Absolutely! We would 100% be “doing something right" if we sent tRump to Ukraine!
Harness him up, dangle him from a helicopter that can take the weight, and cut the rope as soon as they're above the heaviest fighting!
非常好，如果我们派特朗普去乌克兰，我们将100%地“做正确的事情”！
给他套上安全带，把他吊在一架可以承受其重量的直升机上，一旦他们处于最激烈的战场，就把绳子割断！
Ernie Wisner
sure send him over stick him in a bird and drop him on Moscow. sounds like a good plan to me.
一定要送他过去，把他塞进鸟里，然后把他扔到莫斯科去。听起来是个不错的计划。
JB Hiller
Where do I contribute for postage to send Trump to Ukraine? I would send him to Mariupol so he can see for himself what his friend Putin has done.
我应该在哪里为把特朗普寄往乌克兰的邮资捐款？我想把他送到乌克兰，让他亲眼看看他的朋友普京做了什么。
Mary Quinn
This is not my idea but it isn’t bad. We should send Presidents Bush, Clinton and Trump as a negotiating team, empowered at the highest diplomatic level to represent the US and President Biden. A bipartisan peace delegation with actual authority.
这不是我的想法，但也不错。我们应该派出布什、克林顿和特朗普总统作为谈判团队，最高外交级别代表美国和拜登总统。一个拥有实际权力的两党和平代表团。
Edward Mahoney
Don Jr.’s Czech grandfather taught him to shoot. He should take his gun and go to Ukraine.
小唐的捷克祖父教过他射击。他应该带着枪去乌克兰。
